I once put some gum into some scrunched up loo roll while taking a dump, with the intention of dropping it into the toilet and flushing. However, a momentary lapse in concentration after a particularly pleasing and satisfying \'push\' resulted in me forgetting about the gummy paper which was still in my hand which I then used to wipe my ass - resulting in a vicious case of matted ass hair. Had to use my sisters nail scissors to cut the badness out. It was not a great day.
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